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Husband V/S wife

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  • Husband V/S wife

    Husband V/S Wife


    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

    Wife: No darling, it means,

    With Idiot For Ever


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    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

    So I could have a new one everyday.


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    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.. Here are some sleeping
    pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you


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    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

    Husband: You should have known it the minute

    I asked you to marry me.


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    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

    So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents


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    *! *******

    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


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  • #2

    hahahahahahahahahah
    oh my God
    these jokes made me laugh for some time
    Especially this one


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    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.. Here are some sleeping
    pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you

    pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor husband

    thanks alot dear layla

    baan

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    • #3
      Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.. Here are some sleeping
      pills.

      Wife: When must I give them to him?

      Doctor: They are for you

      خلي الزلمه يعرف ينام ههههههههههههههههههههههههه

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      • #4
        oh

        in the name of allah
        thank you so much

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        • #5
          [quote=كرار أحمد]in the name of allah



          thank you so much [/quot







          Thanks a lot brother karrar ..

          I'm so glad for your reply to this subject...

          May God bless you ..You still at army till now ?











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