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To be a Lebaneese

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  • To be a Lebaneese

    To be a LEBANESE ... Shaghle Kbireh


    Speech
    • You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English "Okay, merci kteer, yallah bye!" "Hi kifak ca va"
    • Your statements should start with "
    Enno
    ".
    • The words "
    Khayi" “Man” "Bro" "Cuz
    " are a big part of your vocabulary.
    • The word "
    Wallah
    " has replaced the word "Really" in your vocabulary.
    • You Believe that “
    Bounjouren” “Bonsoiren
    ” are registered vocabulary words.
    • You say the words "
    Stylak" and "Salbe
    " very often.
    • You say "
    Bolice" for "P
    olice"
    • You call a night club "
    Night" and McDonalds "Macdo
    "; Abbreviation is a convenient style of communication.
    • Your father swears at you with words that affect him (
    Yil3an Abouk
    )
    • Whenever you see a relative you haven’t seen in a while, you say : ''
    Yee Shoo mghayar wo mihlaw
    "
    • ''We'll only stay 10 minutes'' means you’re spending the whole day.
    • You always say "
    open
    the light" instead of "turn the light on".
    • You say bye 17 times on the phone, before actually hanging up.
    • When you fail, your first words are:
    most of my friends failed too
    !

    Attitude
    • You are so "Class" while everyone else are "Nawar
    "
    • You never stand in line.
    • You don't memorize your full National Anthem.
    • You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
    • You think that Syrians are the butt of all jokes.
    • You can't do anything in life unless you have a
    Wasta
    • If a Cop stops you cause you’ve violated a certain law, God help him since you'll be calling PAPI ...then PAPI will fuck his life.


    Food
    • You eat almost everything with bread.
    • You put olive oil on EVERYTHING and brag about how healthy it is.
    • You always need to have a Supply of
    Nuts & Bizir.
    • You always fight over who pays the bill.
    • Your mom makes food for 10 people but you are only 3 on the table.
    • Your mum cooks a meal that lasts three days


    Argileh
    • To Lebanese Argileh has become as essential as Fresh Air.

    • You have to smoke Argileh.
    • A good restaurant is measured by how good is their Argileh, and whether the Nara guy is always around!!



    Family
    • Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner even if
    you're in the next room.
    • You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school.
    • Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
    • You have to have
    at least 3 relatives living in your neighborhood. .

    • Your Family is never happy with what you've achieved. If you graduated from school they'll tell you "3aqbel Shahadeh El kbeereh", when u get that "3aqbel el 3aroos / 3areees", when you get that "3aqbel ma nefrah be Wledkom", and when you get that "3aqbel Shadet Wladkom”, and it keeps on going...

    Cars
    • You drive a new BENZ but you
    can’t afford money for gas
    • You drive cars with black Fume windows.
    • You’re a very good driver, except for the fact that you drive like sh..!
    • You don’t feel embarrassed filling gas for 3$. (5.000 LBP)


    • You can talk on your cell phone, eat a sandwich, drink, and smoke while driving a manual shift.

    • You never wear a seat belt.
    • You spend all your money buying accessories for the car. (
    But not Gas
    ).
    • You are permitted to have a little chat with your friends in the next car, and block the way on a green traffic light.
    • All roads are 2-ways, so driving in the opposite direction is always permitted.
    • If you are a boy you have to learn how to drive when you are 14 years old.
    • You stole the car when your Parents were asleep, and were involved in an accident that they don’t know about, till now.


    Clubbing
    • Lebanon = Night Life; No introductions, needed here.
    • You have to be professional in holding your cigarette and cup in one hand and have easy access to both.
    • You can’t spend the night in one particular Night Club (At least 3).
    • You Can Do
    The Dabkeh

    Traveling

    • You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.
    • When you arrive at the airport back home you find
    at least 20 relatives waiting to greet you.
    • Getting a visa to Europe or the States is like getting a baby; everybody tells you "Mabrook"

    Politics
    Last but unquestionably not least.
    • You love yellow cause u love "Hezbollah", blue cause u love "future"
    • You should get involved in politics, before kindergarten.
    • You hope that the political situation will be solved but you know that it won’t.



    AT THE END YOU JUST FEEL VERY PROUD FOR SCORING MORE THAN 80% OF THIS FACTS.


  • #2
    • You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English "Okay, merci kteer, yallah bye!" "Hi kifak ca va"

    This is our language

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    • #3
      • You eat almost everything with bread.

      Somebody eats spagetti with bread


      • Your mom makes food for 10 people but you are only 3 on the table.


      [ FONT="Courier New"]And we eat ,eat and eat for 2 or 3 days
      [/FONT]

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      • #4
        • Your Family is never happy with what you've achieved. If you graduated from school they'll tell you "3aqbel Shahadeh El kbeereh", when u get that "3aqbel el 3aroos / 3areees", when you get that "3aqbel ma nefrah be Wledkom", and when you get that "3aqbel Shadet Wladkom”, and it keeps on going...
        ُ
        Eh wallah something boring
        ُُ

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        • #5
          so, this all these about lebanies. its new for me
          i was having good impretion about them, but now i changed my idea cuz of u 7ajah Lylah hhhh
          thanks for this information

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          • #6
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            so, this all these about lebanies. its new for me
            i was having good impretion about them, but now i changed my idea cuz of u 7ajah Lylah hhhh
            thanks for this information

            there are a loooot also

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            • #7
              Yes.. I seeeeeeeee

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              • #8
                its cool did u do that

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                • #9
                  Not all

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                  • #10
                    what is not all

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                    • #11
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                      its cool did u do that

                      You asked if we do that.no? :

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                      • #12
                        there are a loooot also


                        there are lotssss
                        oh oh my God

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                        • #13
                          المشاركة الأصلية بواسطة feras

                          there are lotssss
                          oh oh my God



                          Do you want more ????

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                          • #14
                            its so ture and u no what its so coool .. im so proud to be lebanese

                            thx 7aji layla
                            3anjad the lebanese people funny w mahdooom

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                            • #15
                              hahaha
                              but ,It is nice to speak in your language, is not it

                              any way I had visited lebanon before
                              lebanon is amazing country I love it
                              Thanks
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