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    Wife: 'What are you doing?'





    Husband: Nothing.


    Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'


    Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


    ------------ --------- --------- -


    Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'


    Husband:'Sure! What are my choices?'


    Wife: 'Yes or no.'


    ------------ --------- --------- -


    Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'


    Hubby:'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'


    Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'


    Hubby:'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- -----


    Stress Reliever Girl:'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'


    Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'


    Girl:'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


    ------------ --------- ---------

    Son:' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'


    Mom:'Well, you have done the right thing.'


    Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


    ____________ _________ _________ __


    A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'


    'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


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    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.


    The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


    ------------ --------- --------- -


    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'


    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

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    Thank you very much sis

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      Thank you for this wonderful topic

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        its cool

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