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    In His Name the Most High

    Assalaam Alaykum all


    Let me share these funny jokes with you ....Really made me laugh a lot

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    TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    >MARIA : Here it is!
    >TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    >CLASS : Maria
    !






    TEACHER : Why are ! you late, Frank?
    >FRANK : Because of the sign.
    >TEACHER : What sign?
    >FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."







    >TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
    >floor?
    >JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!








    >TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
    >TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    >GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
    !






    >TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    >DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
    >TEACHER : What! are you talking about?
    >DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O
    !





    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn't have ten years ago

    WINNIE : Me





    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty
    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground! than you are
    .







    >TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
    >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
    >time."






    >TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
    >eating?
    SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.




    >TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
    > your brother's. Did you copy his?
    >CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;





    >TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    >people are no longer interested?
    >HAROLD : A teacher



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  • #2
    Ha ha ha ha

    U always like to drew a smile on somebody's face

    Thank U respected sister for being here


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    • #3


      thans a lot me dear sister it is a very nice jokes

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      • #4
        In His Name Almighty Allah

        Salaams

        Good to have you here respected brothers

        I appreciate it indeed........Thanks for your sweet comments

        Regards

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        • #5
          >TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
          >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
          >time."

          hi sister i like this joke but all your joks very funny thanx sister you make me happy

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          • #6
            Thnks for the jokes so funny and simple and you seem to be a friendly one

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