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Those who r married & Those r unmarried
Bismillah
Assalaamu Alaykum
Just for change I would like to share these funny western sayings about marriage with you
But first read these two lines!!!And you'll get the point
THIS IS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.....
AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
Assalaamu Alaykum
Just for change I would like to share these funny western sayings about marriage with you
But first read these two lines!!!And you'll get the point
THIS IS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.....
AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
HeHeHe !!
It's just for the sake of making you all laugh 
for you 
At least this what came up in my mind HeHeHe
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