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Bunnings has everything!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says toMike behind him,
'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see adoctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,'Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Bunnings Just
give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong andwhat to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than aDoctor.'
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar andtakes it to Bunnings.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm waterand avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings.'
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Bunnings, eager to check the results.
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits theresults.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a solicitor.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never getbetter
Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says toMike behind him,
'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see adoctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,'Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Bunnings Just
give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong andwhat to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than aDoctor.'
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar andtakes it to Bunnings.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm waterand avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings.'
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Bunnings, eager to check the results.
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits theresults.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a solicitor.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never getbetter
Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings
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