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kids in school think quick
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> >TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> >MARIA : Here it is!
> >TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> >CLASS : Maria!
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> >TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
> >FRANK : Because of the sign.
> >TEACHER : What sign?
> >FRANK : The one
> >that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> >JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
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> >TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> >TEACHER : No, that's wrong
> >GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> >DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
> >TEACHER : What are you talking about?
> >DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
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> >TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
> >didn't have ten years ago.
> >WINNIE : Me!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
> >GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> >_________________________________________________ _________
> >TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> >MILLIE
> >: I is...
> >TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> >MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
> >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got
> >married on the same day, same time."
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> >tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
> >didn't punish him?"
> >LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
> >eating?
> >SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> >your brother's. Did you copy his?
> >CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
> >_________________________________________________ _________
> >TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> >people are no longer interested?
> >HAROLD : A teacher.
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> >TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> >MARIA : Here it is!
> >TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> >CLASS : Maria!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
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> >TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
> >FRANK : Because of the sign.
> >TEACHER : What sign?
> >FRANK : The one
> >that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> >JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
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> >TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> >TEACHER : No, that's wrong
> >GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> >DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
> >TEACHER : What are you talking about?
> >DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
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> >TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
> >didn't have ten years ago.
> >WINNIE : Me!
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
> >GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> >_________________________________________________ _________
> >TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> >MILLIE
> >: I is...
> >TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> >MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
> >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got
> >married on the same day, same time."
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> >tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
> >didn't punish him?"
> >LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
> >eating?
> >SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> >_________________________________________________ __________
> >TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> >your brother's. Did you copy his?
> >CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
> >_________________________________________________ _________
> >TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> >people are no longer interested?
> >HAROLD : A teacher.
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