تويت
A British, an American and an IRAQI died and all went
to hell.
The British said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see
how everybody is doing there.... He called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone
call ???
The devil goes: five million dollars...
Five million dollars!!!
He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair....
The American was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I
wanna call the United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much
do I owe you for the phone call ???? The devil goes: ten million dollars...
Ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a check and went to sit back
on his chair...
The IRAQI was extremely soooo jealous too... He starts screaming
and screaming, I wanna call IRAQ too, I wanna see how everybody
is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody... He called IRAQ and he
talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and
talking...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ????
The devil goes: one dollar...
Only one dollar?!!!!!
The devil goes: yes, well, from hell to hell, it's local !!
